A man was driving down the street in a panic because he was late for an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to Heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Holy Communion every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up alcohol entirely."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
The man looked up to Heaven again and said: "Never mind, I found one."
(Thanks to Nick Primmer for this contribution)
